gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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