I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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