my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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