Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
