He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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