just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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