did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Randomize
