kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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