Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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