no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
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hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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