hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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