And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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