I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
