is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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