yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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