Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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