I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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