I'm really into asian looking animals
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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