Heybabeimwearingurpanties
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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