Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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