Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I supernannyed him into submission
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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