Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You pole danced in your parka.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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