I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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