Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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