Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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