have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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