brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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