People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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