Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
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The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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