yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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