I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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