I looked at my own cervix.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I think people are normalizing furries
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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