Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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