I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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