I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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