I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
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If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
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