We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I think my nap took me to another dimension
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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