Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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