There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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