Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
It's shark week go big or go home
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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