I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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