he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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