He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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