Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Say something about gay babies.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
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