: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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