I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
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He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I had to cum in my sink.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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