Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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