my phone needs a breathalizer
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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