I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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