So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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