I don't remember. Are we still dating?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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