I think my vagina is haunted
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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