Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Life is so much better after having sex.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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