that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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