so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
The feeling are messing with the penis
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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