I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Randomize
