He asked to "fluff my boner.."
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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