If i come over, it means nothing
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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