I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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