Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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