Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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